Kwanjai. You mean girl!
- Get out of Joe's rooms - No.
- Come out - No. - Come out
Lesbians! Dear lord!
Fine. I leave this to Fah
You shameless thing!!!!
Recording a video clip is such a trend these days
Joe. Kwanjai. You both are so wicked!
I wish you both die!!!!
She wants us to die!?
- No. This is not good. I'll tell her the truth. - Kwanzaa. Wait.
Wait. It's nothing.
Disgraceful!
It's not true!
I am very deeply sorry.
For such disturbance at room 601.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
Gosh! You heard, right? What's going on there?!
That's right. Young people these days are so extreme.
Mr.Ruj, what do you think?
I think this is inappropriate.
Just inappropriate? I think
- this is even worse than just inappropriate. - That's not what I meant.
What I meant by inappropriate is that
What do you mean? Just say it.
Just a moment.
Where's he going?
Why can't he just answer us?
Now, it's appropriate.
Oh dear lord, I almost lost control of myself earlier gosh!
Oh and please don't tell Mr.Ruj that I badmouthed the residents of this condominium. If he finds out, I'll be dead.
Oh, Ms.Tonkhaw come here, come here. Let's analyse the situation here. Do you agree with me that
I saw Ms.Kwanjai cried, 'oh please, don't, don't,
'I can't hold it any longer, don't.' I
I never thought Mr.Joe would do this to Ms.KwanJai.
That's an understatement. I saw the highlight. Prikkaeng and Kwanjai were all over each other.
I knew it. After Kong left her like that, now Kwanjai is afraid to be in a relationship again.
So when she meets a beautiful girl like Prikkaeng, she just immediately turned into a lesbian.
Shameless
Brother Joe, as expected, he's the man.
He has both Prikkaeng and Kwanjai, I'm so jealous.
What are you guys blabbering about?
Ms. Thida, I didn't know you'd come all the way here today.
- You didn't see what we saw.
Of course, coz I actually have work to do.
I don't have time to come gang up and gossip about other people's business like you guys.
Talk crap and make others look bad.
No wonder the dust on this table is so thick today, I thought snow falls in here.
It's because you're the one for the job
- Come on, you know Kwanjai is.. - is what!?
If there's anyone here who saw the whole situation from beginning to end, I dare you to raise your hand.
Everybody get up and go do your own jobs. Stop minding other people's business.
And when you hear one's story from other people not from them directly, let's try to just leave it at that.
- But I - You, too. Do you want to go by yourself or you want me to _ you with your feather duster.
Oh Kwanjai, what were you thinking?
Are you having fun?
I'm so stressed right now. I even got cursed to die.
But earlier your actor instinct, your eyes, your feeling, the energy
I would give you an Oscar, here, take it.
I was afraid you'd get struck by her teeth or get kicked by a horse (Thai people mock people who have an overbite that they look like a horse's teeth)
It's a relief, she just kept screaming and ran away.
You know you're talking about the person you loved, right?
Pa Poo Pa Poo, Joe~
Who'd know that she could turn into a scary, angry horse like this?
Next time before you decide to date a girl, you should think a little more.
Choose wisely so we don't have to do something crazy and get me involved in a big mess like this.
You're scolding me, right?
Wait, didn't everybody hear all of it?
No. No one would be awake at that hour.
Even if they did, it would have been after she ran away, they wouldn't see her.
I don't feel at ease like this. I think Thida would be worried since I didn't go back to our room,
I should go back and tell her about this.
Wait! Don't you remember we promised not to tell anyone?
But it's only Thida, you know we never have any secrets between us.
No. Even just one person, the risk of getting exposed still goes up.
Ok? We have to be sure that Prikkaeng won't come back then we can tell everyone the truth.
We have to be a couple for now.
Please~
Ok, fine.
But I have go back to my room now, If I stay in your room more than 24 hours,
I think I'll catch Wanlalok, *fake coughing*
Wanlalok? Monday for tetanus? Tuesday for Thyroid disease? (the word Tuberculosis sounds similar with one disease for each day in Thai language - she meant to say tuberculosis but say it wrongly so he's teasing her here.)
Before you want to start using difficult words in Thai, you should study them first.
You always mess up the words.
I'll go now.
Won't you give back my shirt?
Do you want to keep it so you smell it later?
Are you crazy? This thing smells, you should thank me I agree to wear this.
Turn around.
I'll change. Turn around. Are you gonna keep looking?
I see this since we were children, why are getting so anxious?
Don't turn around.
I'm changing. I'm starting to take off now.
Taking off.
Why did you turn?
No, I was afraid anything wrong would happen to you so I turned.
I will change, Come here now.
Stay in here until I finish changing.
- No, I have claustrophobia. - Just get in there.
- No but I have.. - Just for a moment, get in there.
Stay for just a moment.
For a moment.
- I'm changing. - Kwanjai, you're taking too long.
Almost done.
Almost there
Almost.
I can't take it anymore.
Just for a moment. Almost there.
Ah, okay. Just for a -
My head is swollen now.
Why were you so long? I told you I have claustrophobia.
Virgo - be careful of
one honey drop.
Thida, don't you want to go somewhere?
No
I have to send the draft tomorrow. I want to finish this,
Don't you have something to tell me?
Last night, I saw an SMS in the news,
it said, 'Lampang was very cold.'
Yes, it also said Chiang mai will have strong wind and told small boats not to leave the shore.
Also Pattalung will have hail because it's getting cold.
Sure, if that's all you want to tell me after you were gone for the whole night
I couldn't sleep last night so I went out for a walk.
I was walking and didn't realised I got so far, I walked to.. um..
There, Ram Inthra.
Ram inthra, the one that's close to Yao wa rat, right?
Um, yeah, close to the big traffic circle.
I didn't realised, really. I was enjoying the view so much.
So I just got here.
Ok, I won't disturb you, keep working.
We're both adults now so I can't tell you what to do.
Even if I don't like Prikkaeng
but I don't think what you and Joe are doing is
the right thing...
You knew?
Everybody knows. (She start praying the 3rd Buddhist commandments - not to cheat on others' partner)
Cheating on other's partner is a sin!
Thida, you didn't make ice?
Why? Why is it like this?
Udon, Why does this happen to Vee? (He calls himself by his name - Vee)
You can go out with any one you like
Come here, baby, look here where my heart is
I wonder who makes me fall in love
I sing and make it sound like a gay song. hehe
Great!
Ton, why are you like this today? You're too active. Did you take an expired birth control pill?
I won't scold you today. It's a good day for me coz my gay club
is welcoming a new member, Kwanjai. She's a lesbian!
Are you delusional? Don't talk nonsense.
I see with my two eyes, Prikkaeng and Kwanjai.
were all over each other.
Looking roughly, it might look like they don't like each other.
But deeply they secretly love each other but when Prikkaeng found out about Kwanjai
that Kwanjai might have a thing for Joe, so she got mad.
You're crazy. How could they love each other?
Ton, listen, Kwanjai is not a lesbian. What happened is all recorded in here.
Shameless. You shameless thing.
Actually, Prikkaeng is mad that Joe took Kwanjai to
have a threesome and Joe also asked to have it recorded.
Ew. Your dirty hand!
If you have an evidence, show it to me.
I'm trying to open but Prikkaeng trampled on it so hard.
If you don't have an evidence, then don't come argue with me. You always think about stuff under the belt.
Threesome. Recording. I'll tell you one thing, Kwanjai won't do something lowly like that.
Fine, I will prove it to you. I'll have it fixed at Ma-BoonKrong.
Then we'll see who's wrong.
Hey, Ton, which bus do I take to Ma-Boonkrong?
I don't know. I only take taxis.
Did you hear what happened this morning?
About Ms.Kwanjai, So it's like this, Ms.Kwanjai.. Oh
Oh, Ms.Kwanjai, good afternoon.
Oh, excuse me,
Joe, no, I can't take this anymore.
Did Mr.Joe bully you?!
I can't take this. As a fellow woman, I
I won't let this go.
Do you have some ice?
We ran out of ice since yesterday, sir.
I ordered it. It should be here soon.
Are you in a hurry?
From this one song, ching -chab, ching - chab (Ching-chab is a sound from Thai instrument but it recently became more popular as people use the word to mock lesbians)
I hope someone will understand. Ching - chab. Ching - chab
I don't care who it is. Ching - chab
I don't care where they're from.
I don't care. Ching - chab. Ching - chab
Are you going to try out for The Voice?
Don't be shy, Kwanjai. I understand.
Welcome to the gay club. Doesn't matter if you're gay, lesbians, transsexual, etc.
We'll always be your friend.
What are you talking about? I'm confused.
Hey, you, stubborn girl. I'm talking about what happened this morning, that you and Prikkaeng are lesbians.
And now you have some feelings for Joe, so Prikkaeng got mad
- You're quite something. - It's not like that.
If it's not then tell me what happened.
Um, I, I pretend.. You won't understand.
You won't understand.
A 25 year-old female-gay, like me, don't understand you?
Then who would?
Pad! Come here.
Kwanjai, this is Pad.
Hello.
I'll go and buy ice at the market.
She's a beginner. Let's give her some time to get used to it.
Mr.Vee.
Happy new year, Ms.Kwanjai. I wish you happiness and good health.
Oh, Thank you for always caring for me.
For Ms.Kwanjai, I'm always glad to do it.
Hello, my love, look, Mr.Vee bought this as a New year gift for me.
You always practice until late at night
Take good care of your health.
Oh, baby, thank you so much.
This is not true. NOOOOOOOO~
Hey, Vee
Vee
What's wrong with you?
Are you on drugs?
I told you not to do too many experiments
You smelled too many chemicals, you start to hallucinate now.
Ms.Kwanjai, what is it that I lack?
Hello, mommy.
Now, I'm standing in front of her room.
I want to know for real that she already choose this person.
That person is standing next to me.
Yes, sir.
Mommy wants to talk to you.
I don't think this is right.
Take it.
Hello? This is Joe speaking.
No, it's not like that, sir.
Sir. Sir.
No, no, it's
Mommy don't listen at all.
Yes, sir.
My father has passed away, sir.
No, my mother is still alive, no, it's, I'll exp-
Sir, What is it?, sir?
I can't hear, mommy.
I think the signal is not so good here.
I'll go now.
Hello. This is your son. Why do you scold me?
Yes, sir. That's a voice of a person Ms.Kwanjai likes.
*speaks in alien language*
*singing*
The weather is so nice today.
What's up? See? Why'd lock me up in that cabinet?
How long will this mark stays? I have an audition in a few days.
Joe, you bad guy. You, pervert.
We've been friends for so long. Why'd you peek when I was changing.
Be quiet. Remember, we're still a couple.
We have to be sure before we tell the truth.
Why are confused? We're a couple. What's the use of you calling me a pervert?
Pervert.
Why are you so good at saying that word?
It has to be like...
Baby, where are you going?
Hey, until when do we have to act like this? Thida knows.
She's blaming me for cheating with someone's boyfriend and
Tonkhaw is saying I'm a lesbian with Prikkaeng.
Also Vee, just called his mom that you love me.
Isn't it ridiculous?
Hey, don't worry, it's just a rumour.
When everything settles down, we can just tell the truth.
Why are you so happy?
Such a pity.
I went to have my phone fixed and collect the date
But they can't fix it coz it's so broken.
Joe, give me your phone.
Give it to me.
Why don't you record in many phones?
I'm annoyed.
- Why? - I see you like stuff like this so I want to find you guys some extra jobs.
I already contact someone in Khlongthom.
We're getting ready to put it on cd and make copies for sell but the phone is broke, I can't get the video.
Such a pity.
And the guy already have the cover of the cds ready, 3 stories, look.
For next time. First, the halfblooded boy in love
Second, the three telling a story
Third a leaked clip of a guy who looks like the main character from 'Dear, Dakanda.'
Keep for a spare.
He looks like me, really?
I didn't do something like this.
You're lying. Prikkaeng was trampling on this phone calling you guys, shameless, shameless.
So you're saying we record a sextape?
Oh, you dumbhead. How can you only think of stuff like this?
It's not like that.
This way, sir.
Here, Ms.Nina.
She's the woman who got raped.
Ms.Kwanjai, don't be afraid, I bring someone who can help you.
And this guy, this is the criminal. He's sitting here threatening a victim.
The first step is to conceal the victim's status, arrest the criminal, start!
The people who are not involved, please move.
The second step, take pictures, identify the suspect, start!
The two steps passed without difficulty, next is to get a picture of the scene.
Ms.Ruj, where is the site of the incident?
It's on, oh, here is the camera,
It's on the 6th floor, room 601, sir.
Ms.Nina and everybody, please follow me.
What's this? I didn't do anything.
How can you say that?
This morning, Ms.Kwanjai was screaming, 'I can't take this anymore.'
'No, don't, please help.'
How could Mr.Joe do this to Ms.Kwanjai? I can't believe you'd do something like this.
Are you crazy? Joe never does things like that to me. We knew each other since we were children.
From statistics, 50% or more of the criminals are someone who's close to the victim such as close friends or family,
I understand that it's hard to accept this fact.
Ms.Ruj, let's go collect evidence at the scene.
Ok. Let's go. This way.
Where is Mr.Ruj? We have something we need to discuss.
Um, Ms.Lena, please wait here for a moment, I'll come back.
Is there anything I can help you with?
Oh, gosh, what's happening?
We want to move out of here.
We will find a new place to stay.
What's going on?
No matter how good is your service but if there's a nurder case here
we cannot stay. Please give back our deposit.
Wait. Who murders who?
You're the manager, how could you not know? Everybody's saying that this morning
there's murder case going on because of jealousy.
I think everybody is misunderstanding.
No, we're not. The victim is also pregnant.
Dead pregnant woman in this building? I cannot stay here.
Prepare the papers.
Enough. This's getting too far.
Don't move anywhere. There's no murder case,
no rape case,
no sextape, no threesome, no lesbians, nothing
I'll tell you the truth.
- What about Mr.Vee? - I went to call him but he's crying and wouldn't listen.
He just says he wants to talk to you.
The other stuff, he wouldn't listen so I told him to wait for you in your room.
Ok, sir.
one, two, three, four
Um, I think it's time for us to hear what really happened at room 601 this morning.
From the person at the scene which is Mr.Joe and Ms.Kwanjai.
I will repeat that only the press is allowed to take pictures.
Do not use flash.
And, um
We will accept questions only after they finish the statement.
For only one question per person.
Ok. Please go ahead.
This camera, right?
First, we have to say we're sorry.
We're very sorry for creating such a big misunderstanding.
We just want to say we're sorry for what happened.
The truth is like this. If anyone is to take responsibility,
it should be me.
Ok. I think everyone would have a question,
Raise your hand, and one question per one peron
I have a question,
Joe's shirt that Kwanjai wore, after you took it off
Do you have any rash?
I think I'll have to go check too because a dirty person like Joe
So it's possible.
- I have a question. - Mr.Tor, please
Has any of you ever dream of having a group sex or record a sextape?
I think we have a suspect we need to keep an eye on.
Not the point here. Next question.
Thida.
Since you guys were playing a couple, do you think it's possible in real life?
Are you crazy, Thida?
No, it's possible. We're both good-looking. It's like oil and fire.
Let's leave that to the future.
I'm gonna have to ask for a photo. A couple.
one, two,three
What are you guys doing?
Prikkaeng
Since you're here, we were gonna tell you guys some good news. We're getting engaged.
- Engaged? - Engaged?
This is not true, right?
Joe! Tell me right now that you don't love that shameless girl!
Prikkaeng. It's over between us. I know who's the one for me now. We love each other so much.
Is this true, Ms.Kwanjai?
Yes, Vee, we're getting engaged soon.
It's not true, right, Joe!??!?!?
Take care of them!
Stop
You don't have the right to hurt anyone in my condominium!
Is this the daughter of Mr.Somsak, the mafia who's being sued for almost 10 cases?
What will happened tomorrow if there are pictures of you on the first page of every newspaper?
A picture of the daughter that's using to power her father has to injure the people of the country?
I'll come back for you guys!
Let's go back!
Prikkaeng. Don't forget to comeback and visit us!
- Looks like you're in a good mood today. - Coz I'm at ease now.
I'll go downstair and find a girlfriend with that style again.
Are you jealous, my pretend-to-be girlfriend? Come here, I'll give you a kiss.
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Joe!
Both of you. Do you want to see me die? Would you be happy then?